Fairy Tales

It could appear that life IS a fairy tale, just you are not one of its main characters.

Cyberihippie

By analogy to cyberpunks, I think I am a cyberhippie.

Open-Mindness

I am not mad, I am open-minded. Just sometimes it leaks out.

On Retardation

I am not retarded, I am old-fashioned.

La Verità Triste

Per essere il principe azzuro, devo essere almeno un figlio di un re.

Random Wisdom

If the things look too complex - zoom out!

Never Say Never

- Never! Oops!

On Internet

Internet is one of the greatest inventions. It gives an amazing opportunity to everyone to publicly insult the rest of humanity. You are all ugly monkeys!!!

Pearl of the Day

There was something in her eyes. Probably a piece of broken rose-tinted glasses.

Pearl of the Day

"Say to me something positive." "Anode."

Menu Options

I like my imagination. Sometimes it is creating nice pearls out of the blue. Next one goes under the slogan "cannibals also have rights":

• menu normale
• menu vegetariano
• menu cannibale

Sunday Pearl

If you want to try complete solitude, wake up early on Sunday.

I Love Death

Apparently, I'm not the only person sarcastic about life, love and related things. Today I found a series of cartoons by One Eyed Films. Here you can see one of them.

Today's pearl of the day: there is always a shortcut, but not always undo. Have fun, stay tuned.

Pearl of the Day

I like happy-ends. Especially, happy-end-of-the-worlds :)

Pearl of the Day

"One must be really good and smart at fighting oneself, like dealing with a child. You need to invent, variate and sometimes be strict."

Amazing Guoda

Pearl of the Day

When you talk to yourself do it silently and everybody will think you are thinking.

Talented Man

Although I might have many hidden talents one of them has just been publicly recognized: a talent to occupy the shower exactly when someone needs it. Have a nice day.

Sad Geek Joke

For all non-computer-geek readers, sorry for using a professional humor. I'm not a geek, but sometimes my inspiration is too active.

cd $HOME/work
svn commit suicide -m "Dear world, ..."

More Pearls

"Will be there once a happy end?" "Where?" "In life." "No, you will just die."

"I sit and talk to god, and he just laughs at my plans ..." (R.Williams) "If you talk to god it is a prayer. If you hear him answering it is a schizophrenia." (Kishika)

Pearl of Many Days Ago

"Romans, you are such a good guy!" I can be even better, but from it I get nothing but troubles.