On Communism

- Where are you from?
- Latvia.
- I don't know such country!
- It is an ex-republic of the USSR. Do you know USSR?
- Yes, it was a communist country like North Korea. I hope you are not communist, are you?
- No-no!

Sad Truth

If you want to know how I am doing, look at my eye-brows. If they are fine, I am fine.