Südlettland, or 'South Latvia' is a joke I'm having fun of already for the second month. Once my good neighbor Lisa was introducing me to her friend. The friend noticed that I'm speeking German with an accent and she proposed that I'm Spanish. Lisa told her that the spanish accent is totally different and I am actually from Latvia. Then she looked at me again and added: from South Latvia. Since then, I found a good reason why I am so dark.